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Which Desperate Housewives character is your fave and why?! :)

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Hi all!

It appears that things on this wiki have fallen in to chaos. Admins are constantly trying to block and unblock one another and multiple parties are fighting. The drama on this wiki has spilled over on to Community Central as well as flooded the Special:Contact inbox. While, we normally do not intervene with wiki related issues, this has gone too far.

As a result, I've removed all bureaucrats from this wiki in an effort to help try and stabilize the wiki. You will need to work out your conflict amongst yourselves before I reinstate any bureaucrats on this wiki. Please feel free to use this comments section to discuss the situation.

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Please reply the scene that you belive matches the question:

Favourite Scene?

Saddest Scene?

Best Confrontation Scene?

Most Romantic Scene?

Greatest Flashback Scene?

Best Catfight Scene?

Favourite Death Scene?

Favourtie Murder Scene?

Best Flashforward/What If...? Scene?

Best Farewell Scene?

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Favorite Housewife: Bree Van de Kamp

Favorite Secondary Housewife: Edie Britt

Favorite Main Character Husband of Main Housewife: Mike Delfino

Favorite Main Character Husband of Secondary Housewife: Ben Faulkner

Favorite Guest Husband of Main Housewife: Victor Lang

Favorite Guest Husband of Secondary Housewife: Doug Perry

Least Favorite Main Housewife: Lynette Scavo

Least Favorite Secondary Housewife: Betty Applewhite

Least Favorite Husband: Paul Young

Favorite House: 4362

Least Favorite House: 4350

Favorite Teenager: Ana Solis

Favorite Child: MJ Delfino

Least Favorite Kid: Parker Scavo

Least Favorite Teenager: Danny Bolen

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1. The first character I first fell in love with - Gabrielle Solis

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now -Katherine Mayfair

3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t - Edie Britt

4. The character I love that everyone else hates - Karl Mayer

5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer - Susan Delfino

6.The character I would totally smooch - Mike Delfino

7. The character I’d want to be like - Gabrielle Solis and Katherine Mayfair

8. The character I’d slap - Bree van De Kamp (in season 1), Paul Young

9. A pairing that I love - Tom Scavo/Lynette Scavo

10. A pairing that I despise - Tom Scavo/Jane Carlson

What about you guys? :)

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Susan Delfino

Lynette Scavo

Bree Hodge

Gabrielle Solis

Edie Williams

Rex Van de Kmap

Carlos Solis

Paul Young

Julie Mayer

John Rowland

Zach Young

Mary Alice Young

Mike Delfino

Betty Applewhite

Tom Scavo

Karl Mayer

Orson Hodge

Katherine Mayfair

Dave Williams

Andrew Van de Kamp

Angie Bolen

Ana Solis

Renee Perry

Karen McCluskey

Bob Hunter

Lee McDermott

Chuck Vance

Ben Faulkner

Juanita Solis

Danielle Van de Kamp

Porter Scavo

Preston Scavo

Parker Scavo

Penny Scavo

Matthew Applewhite

Caleb Applewhite

George Williams

Austin McCann

Dylan Mayfair

MJ Delfino

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Imagine you were Marc Cherry and you could rewrite something, 3 things you didn’t like in the 8 seasons, what would you do? Would you change the reaction someone had in a particular moment? Would you develop a storyline in a completely different way? Or would you simply change some details, like the color of somebody’s outfit?

Well, if I had that chance, that’s what I would do:

• 1. I absolutely wouldn’t kill Mike, his death was too sad and didn’t make sense to me. Not mentioning that both the reason and the way he died were so stupid!
• 2. During the plane crash I would have wanted Orson to die and Karl to survive and then marry Bree.
• 3. I would delete Lynette’s cancer or at least, make that storyline shorter because it made me feel so miserable for…

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Rest in peace Lupe Ontiveros. You were a great actress who will be remembered forever. Thank you for being such a great person to watch on DH.

Lupe Ontiveros died on July 26, 2012 from a battle with liver cancer.

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Edie could have been driving and crashed. She got out but was not shocked. She would run to Mike and Katherine's house and warn them. They would call the police. Dave would be arrested for attempt of murder. Edie would have cussed him out as he is taken away in handcuffs. Susan, Lynette, Bree, Gaby, and Katherine and Karen visit her the next day. Before walking up, they watch her tossing Dave's stuff onto the street. Edie starts crying. The woman and Karen cheer her up. Right after, Edie could take a breakable idem that Dave loved. She throws it into the street and it shatters. She later visits Dave in prison. Edie tells Dave that she has filed for divorce and is sueing him. Dave is furious and has a nervous breakdown and almost strangles …

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The Solis/Lang Family- Gabriele Solis-Lang, Carlos Solis, Victor Lang, Juanita Solis, Celia Solis, Ana Solis

The Applewhite Family- Betty Applewhite, Matthew Applewhite, Caleb Applewhite

The Young Family- Mary Alice Young, Paul Young, Zach Young, Beth Young

The Bolen Family- Angie Bolen, Nick Bolen, Danny Bolen

The Mayer/Delfino Family- Susan Mayer-Delfino, Karl Mayer, Mike Delfino, Julie Mayer, M.J. Delfino

The Van de Kamp/Hodge/Weston Family- Bree Van de Kamp-Hodge-Weston, Rex Van de Kamp, Orson Hodge, Trip Weston, Andrew Van de Kamp, Danielle Van de Kamp, Sam Allen, Benjamin Katz

The Scavo Family- Lynette Scavo, Tom Scavo, Preston Scavo, Porter Scavo, Parker Scavo, Penny Scavo, Paige Scavo, Kayla Scavo

The Davis/Mayfair Family- Katherine Davis…

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Season 1- Edie Britt for sure. I loved how her house burned down and her slutty attitude and her weird friendship with Martha Huber.

Gabrielle for second place. I love her affair with John Rowland and how Carlos gets her pregnant and her fued with her mother-in-law.

Bree for third because her separation from Rex is greatand her relationship with George is creepy. Then in the finale when she finds out Rex is dead.

Susan for fourth. Her off and on again relationship with Mike was heart warming and then her frienemy relationship with Edie is great.

Lynette for fifth because her storyline was boring to me and I never grew to like her character until the final season.

Season 2- Edie Britt once more because with her now dating Karl Mayer. She is real…

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Susan Mayer and Karl Mayer

Susan Delfino and Mike Delfino

Lynette Scavo and Tom Scavo

Bree Van de Kamp and Rex Van de Kamp

Bree Hodge and Orson Hodge

Bree Weston and Trip Weston

Gabrielle Solis and Carlos Solis

Gabrielle Lang and Victor Lang

Edie Williams and Dave Williams

Katherine Davis and Wayne Davis

Katherine Mayfair and Adam Mayfair

Angie Bolen and Nick Bolen

Renee Perry and Doug Perry

Renee Faulkner and Ben Faulkner

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• 1 Judges' Results
• 2 This Round
• 3 The Top 9
• 4 Actual Rankings
• 5 Contender Progress Chart

For Round 4 (The second competition)

Winner! MissMayfair

Called Back ImmaGleek Jdg98 MaryPierceLopez Matthewvp09

Not Called Back Nicolas751
The next round of the tournament is...

Note that these are listed in alphabetical order.

• ImmaGleek
• Jdg98
• MaryPierceLopez
• Matthewvp09
• MissMayfair
• Nicolas751 (Eliminated)
• Renaboss (Eliminated)
• TheOneWithTheGoldenGiraffe (Eliminated)
• Villain fan (Walked)

• 1st: TBA
• 2nd: TBA
• 3rd: TBA
• 4th: TBA
• 5th: TBA
• 6th: Nicolas751
• 7th: TheOneWithTheGoldenGiraffe
• 8th: Villain fan
• 9th: Renaboss

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Jdg98 IN IN IN IN



MaryPierceLopez IN IN IN IN



Matthewvp09 IN IN IN IN



MissMayfair IN IN WIN WIN



Nicolas751 IN IN IN OUT



TheOneWithTheGoldenGiraffe IN IN OUT



Villain fan IN QUIT




Renaboss QUIT

 IN  The conte…

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Who is your favourite character still on the lane? Bob Hunter Lee McDermott Jenny Hunter-McDermott Renee Faulkner Ben Faulkner Roy Bender

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This is a question i'd like you to comment with answers - who do you think will move in? Will they have husbands, kids, secrets? What do you think?

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• 1 Judges' Results
• 2 This Round
• 3 The Top 9
• 4 Actual Rankings
• 5 Contender Progress Chart

For Round 3 (The first competition)

Winner! MissMayfair

Called Back ImmaGleek Jdg98 MaryPierceLopez Matthewvp09 Nicolas751

Not Called Back TheOneWithTheGoldenGiraffe
The next round of the tournament is... Deadline for this challenge is July 16th

Basically, this challenge is to come up with an original slogan for the series that we all know and love -- Desperate Housewives!!!!! Make it catchy, mysterious and devious! Good luck!

Note that these are listed in alphabetical order.

• ImmaGleek
• Jdg98
• MaryPierceLopez
• Matthewvp09
• MissMayfair
• Nicolas751
• Renaboss (Eliminated)
• TheOneWithTheGoldenGiraffe (Eliminated)
• Villain fan (Walked)

• 1st: TBA
• 2nd: TBA
• 3rd: TBA
• 4th: TBA
• 5th: TBA
• 6th: TBA
• 7th: TheOneWithTheG…

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Hi, I always see comments around that state storylines were scrapped from season two but don't go into much detail, does anybody have a list of storylines that were cut? or just ones that they know of? Sorry if this has been done before. Thanks!

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Hey, everyone, I felt the need to create this blog post as a means to help prevent the excessive categorization of pages on this wiki, a problem that has been debated a multitude of times and that is still on-going.

I hope everyone who is an active member of our community will take their time to read what is written below.

The thing is, there are too many tags, especially for the characters, tags that are often redundant and/or unnecessary. Therefore, we are trying to get rid of all the categories that are deemed excessive, for example, "Females" and "Males" (these ones of course aren't helpful at all because half of all characters goes under one and the other half goes under another one. Tags are supposed to help limit the search for a spec…

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• 1 Judges' Results
• 2 The First Round
• 3 The Top 9
• 4 Actual Rankings
• 5 Contender Progress Chart

The first round of the tournament is... DEADLINE: July 11th First of all, congratulations for getting through to the first round!! Okay, considering this is the first round, I thought I would make it a fun task. Basically, all you have to do is design the perfect house in your opinion. Be as creative as you possibly can. Be as imaginative as you possibly can. Be as different as you possibly can! Anything! Make it fun! You can do it however you want, write a description of the house (attention to detail is rewarded). You can also include pictures, possibly draw them.... The winner will be the person who the judges feel put the most effort into the challenge! Re…
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Congratulations!!

Congratulations on making it into The Desperate Housewives Wiki Tournament :D All the people who have made it into the contest are listed below! More details about the first round will be announced in an upcoming blog!!! Woo!!

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Hey guys, it's Josh here. Me and some of the other users of this wiki have talked about forming a tournament here about Desperate Housewives!

So here's the deal, I will choose the contenders to compete in this tournament, we need quite a lot of people to audition, and 8 contenders will be chosen to compete in the tournament. :)

Every week (or something like that) I will give an assignment to you and we will have a bottom three. From the bottom three one will be eliminated.

AUDITION PROCESS:

• Name + Username
• Favorite Character:
• Something we should know about you
• Why you should be in the Top 8 for The Desperate Housewives Wiki Tournament.

It's easy! Just comment and we will find our Top 8!!!

AUDITION!!

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Hi,

Over the past couple of months we have been developing and testing a related videos module on some wikis like Harry Potter, Hunger Games and Halo. During these tests we have been tracking the number of video plays as well as collecting community feedback. We are now ready to expand the rollout to the rest of the site, and we are starting with wikis that there are the most videos for - which includes your wiki!

The videos we have are fully licensed from video partners we have developed relationships with. They include videos such as trailers, famous movie/TV clips, walkthroughs and behind the scenes interviews. We currently have video content from Screenplay and are working to create partnerships with other vendors, including Hulu, soon. …

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My fellow bureaucrats, and all ye who art interested (don't I talks fancy? :P), here is the thing: the family sections on character infoboxes are a mess. Some are too crowded, and the vast majority of them are simply not uniformized. So I've decided to come up with some basic, specific guidelines, mirroring how I think the family sections should be ordered and what elements they should include. We once discussed arranging those sections according to the family pages, but I think we should do something different.

What goes in them:

• All seen characters. All characters, named or unnamed (for example, Mrs. Simms' son, Katherine's cousin, is unnamed, but seen), that have actually been seen in the series, portrayed by actors. However, this should …

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For me it would be=

Susan Delfino= Nick Bolen

Lynette Scavo= Ben Faulkner

Bree Weston= Victor Lang

Gabrielle Lang= Rex Van de Kamp

Edie Williams= Tom Scavo

Betty Applewhite= Trip Weston

Katherine Davis= Orson Hodge

Angie de Luca= Mike Delfino

Renee Faulkner= Carlos Solis

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I wanted to create a blog to receive peoples' opinon on which Season is better. Personally, i always loved Season 3, Because it started in 2006, (my favorite year), It had my favorite character, (Alma), It featured my favorite episode, (Bang) And it had my favorite couple, Bree & Orson. What's yours?

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Favorite...

Housewife?

Husband?

Main character?

Supporting character?

Episode?

Death scene?

Finale?

Premiere?

Season?

Least favorite...

Housewife?

Husband?

Main Character?

Supporting Character?

Episode?

Death Scene?

Finale?

Premiere?

Season?

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I would like to inquiry my fellow co-admins, UFO Editor, Lynettefan2626 and Lady Junky on whether or not they would agree to allow the creation of user bots on this wiki, so as to allow ourselves to handle the most arduous, long and frustratingly repetitive tasks more easily.

I, an administrator and bureaucrat, agree with the passing of this measure. Comment below if you agree/disagree.

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Kathryn Joosten gave a big 3-hour interview, a few weeks before her death.

It's abour her whole career, also about DH, and (the behaviour of) the DH-ladies. She says they are very spoiled, Teri was the most kind to her, and she talks about the exit of Nicolette.

It's very interesting, you can see it here: http://www.emmytvlegends.org/interviews/people/kathryn-joosten

The most interesting part, about the DH-cast, is this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMNxxbPiqC8

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Breaking News:

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/02/kathryn-joosten-dead/

Guys this is truly sad news. What a wonderful actress and person. I bet Marc and the cast and crew is greiving tonight. I guess she wanted to finish her work and about a month after filming, she couldn't go on. Such a great and classy lady. A truly sad day.

Both Fairview and the real world won't be the same without Karen McKluskey.

I wonder how Marc feels about having her play a dying woman while in real life she was dying as well. I had thought of that before this and to me it just seems kind of insensitive. Anyway, rest in peace. A member of our DH family is gone.

But as our friend Mary Alice once said, we know her ghost will watch us everyday...

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I think that some characters was comic relief and here is list

Edie Britt was comic relief during first five seasons . And you can argument with that because her relationship with Susan was funny and also Edie always was say some funny thinks no matter where she was she say them.

Karen McCluskey first she was not funny character but after first two seasons her appearance become more comical . And when she and her sister Roberta Simonds star search more about Dave they both become comic relief characters in Season 5 . But it was sad that Roberta don't make any appearance again after Season 5

Susan Delfino she are comic relief character number one . She was only one character who always get in funny situacion during whole show.

Tom Scavo was com…

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Guys!! I came across this article, do you think there is any truth to what she is hearing? The Chicago Tribune is a reliable paper so it might be possible. I'll post the link as well as the text from the article relating to Housewives. I personally think Marc wants to move on to other avenues and storylines but I guess I can see this happening.

What do you guys think?? I'm excited that there are rumblings about this!!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-201205231600--tms--lizsmittr--x-a20120524-20120524,0,919086.story

ABC's "Desperate Housewives" was still performing well on Sunday nights when cancellation crabgrass overtook Wisteria Lane. And Disney really wanted the show to continue. But producer Marc Cherry and all the lad…

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|date = October 3, 2004 |writer = Marc Cherry |director = Charles McDougall |plot = Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young. It's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated POV. Her husband's acting suspicious, the neighbors are talking, and her girlfriends are wondering why one of their own would do something so rash… and so messy. From her unique vantage point, Mary Alice sees more now than she ever did alive and she's planning to share all the delicious secrets that hide behind every neighbor's closed door in this seemingly pe…

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So, as the title says, what are your favourite DH tracks ever?

For me, it's:

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Hello I plan write fiction Desperate Housewives show called ,, Desperate Housewives:Next Generation ,, I have characters but now I need name for episodes . Maybe you can tell some good episode titles.

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Please post/comment your thoughts, here are mine:

Best season: 4

Best Episode: Bang

Funniest Season: 6

Funniest Episode: A Little Night Music

Best Season Storyline: 4

Worst Season Storyline: 6

Best Character: Orson Hodge

Best Housewife: Bree Van De Kamp

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Hello i am new her so if i needs help I only ask.

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Here is character that possible can appear in finale.(in real time , flashback or archive footage)

Edie(flashback , using delete scenes or maybe in archive footage)

Paul

Zach(if he not appear in real time , he can make his appear in flashback or archive footage)

Danielle

Benjamin

Andrew

Orson

Dylan(flashback or archive footage)

Robin(if she not appear in real person , her voice can be hear on phone or she can appear in archive footage)

Kayla(archive footage , as one of character who live on Wiksteria)

Betty(archive footage , as one of character who live on Wiksteria)

Caleb(archive footage , as one of character who live on Wiksteria)

Adam(archive footage , as one of character who live on Wiksteria)

Matthew(archive footage , as one of character who live o…

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With Desperate Housewives coming to an end, viewers are wondering what will become of the characters after the show is over. Where will they be in five years? Ten? Twenty? Unless a reunion show is produced, we'll never know for sure--but we can definitely take a guess!

Gabrielle Solis is a former supermodel and is now a housewife. She is best known for her Season 1 affair with her teenage gardener, but has since settled down, and had two children with Carlos, her husband, who has stuck with her through thick and thin--specifically, injury, jail time, fertility issues and affairs. She has two daughters, Celia and Juanita (although Juanita was switched at birth with her true daughter, Grace, Gaby has learned to accept Juanita as her own). Her…

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Hey, this is my first blog post! Woo!!!

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Hi all,

Can one of you give me instruction as how to delete my Wiksteria Lane account? I've had a great time here, but I've realized how much time I could have spent doing other things, and I feel its the right time to delete this account.

Step by step instruction would be great, thanks.

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Hi all,

Does anyone know of any sites to watch Desperate Housewives on-line besides Netflix and Hulu Plus, since they both cost money :P

I'll buy the seasons eventaully but I love to re-watch them, Hulu only lets you watch until Season 3 without paying.

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Your favorite episode in the show ? What is it ? Why ?

Say us your impressions about all episodes :D

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This is just a test, do not comment.

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What's your favourite season of Desperate Housewives (1-8)?

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Easy question ;)

What do you want to see in the final ? Death, marriage, other things ? What is your impression for the final ? Do you want the return of an old character ? According to you, what is the future of our housewives, and their families ?

Lot of questions, with lot of answers :) Many things are possible for the finale. So, what is your opinions ? ;)

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There have been many housewives move in and out of Wisteria Lane over the years, nows the time to pick your favourite, and, inturn, your least favourite. I'd like you to rank the 10 main housewives from the show from 1-10. Were there some that were lacking? Some that just weren't interesting? Or perhaps some that you thought were the most amazing women ever to grace your television screen, now's the time for you to decide...

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Hi!

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