I hate Susan Mayer. Everytime I see those big doe eyes of hers, I swear to God I just want to go out and shoot a deer.

Edie Britt and megjfreedman

Firstly, I hate Susan Delfino and Katherine Mayfair. Secondly, I've decided to take a break from this wiki to work on the Glee wiki. No hard feelings, just wanted to work on something new.

Contents 1 My favorite characters 2 My least favouite characters 3 Favourite Quotes 3.1 Fav Episodes 3.2 Info 3.3 Storylines 3.4 Housewives 3.5 Edie 3.6 The Other Housewives 4 R.I.P

My favorite charactersEdit

My favourite characters in order of how much I like them.

Bree	Mary Alice	Gabrielle	Edie
Lynette	Nora	Robin	Karl
Vern	Wayne	Paul	Patrick
Austin	Orson	Danielle	Dylan

My least favouite charactersEdit

My least favourite characters in order of how much I hate them.

Susan

Katherine

George

Kayla

Favourite QuotesEdit

	Pat, can't you see I'm holding a baby hostage here?! I will call back!

                                                    Lynette Scavo

	I just don't want a babysitter who remembers what they were doing the day Lincoln was shot

                  Lynette Scavo to Tom Scavo about Karen McCluskey

	So some slutty cheerleader gets knocked up by the school soccer coach behind the local gas and gulp and she wants to make sure we're quality people?!

                                     Gabrielle Solis

	Danielle, question. Is there a black man hiding underneath your bed?

                         Bree Van de Kamp to Danielle Van de Kamp

	I know about the man in your freezer.

                           Parker Scavo to Karen McCluskey

	Ralph just died and you're worried about my feet!

                         Carlos Solis to Gabrielle Solis

	Here's how the surrogacy's gonna work. You're gonna check yourself in to the motel then plant your child-bearing hips on a plane and leave our lives forever. I'm pulling out now, watch your boobs.

                   Gabrielle Solis to Lucia Marquez

	I hurt a girl. And then she died.

                     Caleb Applewhite

Fav EpisodesEdit

Bang
My Husband, The Pig
I Guess This is Goodbye
If It's Only in Your Head
Now You Know
Listen to the Rain on the Roof

InfoEdit

I first started watching DH tagging along with my mum watching the eighth season. Since then, I've watched all of Season 8, all of Season 1 as well as

all of Season 2 and have become, since, addicted.

StorylinesEdit

I pretty much love all the characters and storylines - though some like Lynette's storyline throughout season 1, as well as the Bree-George and Susan-Martha and the Katherine-Mike (even though I don't like Susan, I didn't like this storyline. I won't go into detail about all of them but we've had some pretty stinking lousy storylines over the years.

HousewivesEdit

The housewives are great - Gaby and often Bree are so funny!!!!

We often have a good laugh with Lynette and Mary Alice's simple narration gives us laughs.

EdieEdit

Obviously it is a bit drastic for a character like Edie to be killed off - she's Edie!!! Though, da

re I say it, sometimes the series benefitted from her death a little. I mean, we always have Renee!!!!!!!

The Other HousewivesEdit

The others are cool too. Betty's mystery was very separate until they found that dead body.

Angie's was cool compared to Betty's - It had a bit of major build-up.

Renee is often a laugh, fairly vain yet often you get irritated despite her often astounding performance.

R.I.PEdit

This is my place to say R.I.P to those characters that have been loved and lost. Yes, this is my place where I tell characters to rest in peace, or, for that matter, rot in peace.

Rest In Peace
Rex Van de Kamp
Matthew Applewhite
Edie Williams
Patrick Logan
Wayne Davis
Mike Delfino
Mary Alice Young

Rot In Peace George Williams
Felicia Tillman
Martha Huber